Dear Plimouth Sentinel, I can assure you that the statue toppling of our earnest and forthright town forebear, the Honorable Judge Moses Carbuncle, onto the town green was an unintended consequence of the zoo stampede, mostly of the hippo. Let us accept this as an act of Nature in truth, and on the insurance claim. Please permit me to explain the events as I encountered them for it is my hope that my fellow citizens will see clear to forgive and, perhaps more importantly, to forget what was previously announced in this venerated newspaper. As you know we experienced quite a snowfall last Monday night. You’ve heard of everything going black? Well everything went white. Ha ha! I, like my agreeable neighbors, possess a driveway that I employ traveling to and fro. The following morning I brought out my trusty Massachusetts Snowplow, a white pick–up truck I call Wendy, and proceeded to clear my driveway. As you know, the Massachusetts Snowplow is less plowing, more smushing. There is...
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Say, on your previous post about the top 10 numbers, whatever happened to zero? Without it, you know, we wouldn't have nothing.
If you were a Mosquito for 24 hours, you'd be dead, wouldn't you? Isn't that their entire life span? Gad I hope so.
Yahweh = YHWY = one of the names for God. It's from the First Testament (or Old Testament). Since it was initially written down as a most sacred name, it was only written with consonants: YHWY. It's the old "I'm not worthy of writing or speaking God's name!" syndrome. Nobody knows the actual vowels in it so we humans collectively decided that it was an A and an E. Nobody knows why I know this.
Anyway, I wanna be Johnny Depp's personal reader ... but not for just a day.