13 No-Nos During Yoga Class

• Saying, “No thanks, babe. I’ll just stand here and watch."


• Inserting toes into mouth while in Happy Baby pose


• Mooning during Sun Salutation


• Foaming at the Oms


• Snatching lavender eye pillows for use as crotch prop


• Farting


• Expecting not to fart


• Using Downward Dog to tinkle on neighbor’s Tree


• SuperPoking neighbor during Warrior pose


• Flossing


• Spanking someone’s crooked Plank


• Setting water bottle on neighbor’s Table (use a coaster!)


• Smoking during Savasana