Hee hee! Thanks, Peacebang. I found your post on their twinship (here's the link) and I think these two examples seal the deal. Youkilis, we're onto you.
OMG How Hillarious!!!! I was doing a search for photos of Kevin Youkilis and found this blog. For the past several years I have called him "Youkon Cornelius". I'm so glad to hear I'm not the only one!!!!
You are indeed not alone in this, Yvonne. I firmly back you up and also suggest that Youkon Cornelius is a genius-type name. At subsequent conversations invoking said name, print out this scientific photo comparison and present it as Exhibit A. The nose don't lie.
Thanks for visitin' and commentin', Ms. Yvonne!
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Oh I can't believe it!!
I thought I had this idea myself! I wanted to send some pics to the local radio station with "separated at birth" and found this! I thought was the first person on the planet who thought this up!
The radio station needn't know. Let's keep it between ourselves, shall we? (Or, feel free to give them these pictures here, but please mention Small & Big blog. I need all the promotions I can get, eh?)
It has not escaped me that I have a somewhat profuse forehead. Or rather, a fivehead. The “high forehead” was thought to be much attractive in the 15th through 16th centuries, when wealthy gentleladies plucked their way to highbrowed beauty. Admirers took note of the greater brainpan and refined intelligence. (“My, my. Look at thee fo’ead on that one. Hubba hubba.”) Alas, today we no longer live in the Middle Ages, those pox-filled days of easy beauty. Those of us left behind, showing proof of high intelligence as we do, need to make do. So.... One day, a dame with a dome has a bright idea: Advertising Revenue. Then an even better, more refined idea: But a genius idea needs geniuses to buy into it. That’s where you come in. For example, say you’re an overpaid advertising executive. You’re gearing up to promote a dentist, electronics giant, and/or hemorrhoid creme. Or household goods and Sea-Monkeys. I don’t need to explain to you the power of the visual medium. So, without further ado.
“Anizo 100% Reality Mind.” What this means, I have no idea. A friend found it living in a vending machine on the street in China and brought it back to Boston for me. The one-inch tall yellow plastic guy (I think it’s a he) has a smile, a blue tear, a pair of hand holes, a growth atop his head pierced clean through, and, on his backside, a man getting squeezed between two lines that I hope do not represent butt cheeks. The warning printed on the paper insert commands, “Do not use as lifeguard equipment.” Anizo and I, we’re inseparable. Anizo 100% Reality Mind!
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They're TWINS. Your Photoshopping is genius.
Thanks for visitin' and commentin', Ms. Yvonne!
I thought I had this idea myself! I wanted to send some pics to the local radio station with "separated at birth" and found this! I thought was the first person on the planet who thought this up!
The radio station needn't know. Let's keep it between ourselves, shall we? (Or, feel free to give them these pictures here, but please mention Small & Big blog. I need all the promotions I can get, eh?)
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Zipper Lip