Big Wendy Whippet

First place in the Doggiebuilding Championship goes to a dark-haired beauty from Victoria, Canada. She’s 28 years old (in human years) and loves playing ball, long afternoon naps, and eating medium-sized children. Just kidding folks! (She prefers the smaller ones.) Our winner is... Wendy the whopping whippet!

Wendy the Whippet

Apparently, Wendy’s naturally ripped condition comes by way of inheriting two special genes from her Mammy and Pappy dog. Despite weighing 60 pounds she does nothing special to be all muscley. But I’ll bet when she decides to sleep on the people bed, she sleeps on the people bed.

Read more at the Times Colonist or see more photos at The Daily Mail.
And the second place winner? All other dogs.

Comments

Maureen said…
Holey crap... even though she's a she.... she ought to be named Arnold.
August 07, 2007
P.L. Frederick said…
Yes, and as a speedy whippet she's guaranteed to win any governor's race. Har har!

P.L. Frederick
SMALL & big
August 08, 2007
Anonymous said…
shes actually very slow. i saw it on tv. she can barely keep up with another dogs jog. looks very stiff and uncomfortable when she runs. but looks very fast in the stills! haha
November 22, 2009
Anonymous said…
Wow! That dog is so unbony. An those are crazy genes!
February 03, 2013
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