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I'm Keeping My Eyes

One hand on the taupe clock is a used cigarette butt printed with “Ask Your Doctor.” Underneath, three receptionists chat, corralled within a glass partition. The sole window in the doctor’s waiting room is them. To tell them apart each woman is branded with a genuine plastic wood-grained name tag. Every other surface is printed with names of pharmaceutical drugs in Pig Latin. A patient stands outside the glass fence. He waits patiently, hence his title. From her enclosure Lexis says, “Let them take everything, I mean, Who cares? But leave me my skin. And my eyes.” Her own are transfixed by a flickering computer screen. It has been minutes since Lexis last blinked. “They can make artificial skin now. It can be grown from your own,” Sharnay offers, sitting cross-legged on the floor. “I want to be waked at my funeral. I want to look like myself in the casket,” replies Lexis. “Take everything else but leave my skin and eyes.” “Me too! Leave both eyes,” bellows Cathi. “Isn’t it funny that

Driver's Ed

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Problem Solved

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Fat Is The New Thin

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The Original Mr. Green Jeans

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Taking On France, Switzerland, And A Pound Of Flesh

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Yin And Yang

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That's What She Said

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Eating (Far) Out

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50% Off Today Only!

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Everything's Better With Ice Cream

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Stuff In Stuff

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Dude, Time Change Argument

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The answer: one-half hour. Read this for the solution to organized time changings. A world movement, started here. It’s about time. Clock image from Library of Congress .