Small & Big

Pet care for the cat and dog while you’re away Renting a place for you, the human, to sleep while in Ireland Taking vacation time off, unpaid Repairing your pick-up, which breaks down the week before Parking your pick-up near Boston Logan airport, to just sit there the entire time, plus buying a TomTom map of Ireland, except they don’t sell a map of Ireland so you gotta buy the entire Great Britain map to get at Ireland Renting the smallest car found in Ireland, essentially a motorcycle with a hood up top, plus car insurance because it’s not covered by U.S. auto insurance and no one can satisfactorily explain why (are sheep driving while texting?) Buying any amount of euros with U.S. dollars Vacationing with someone who complains non-stop about how expensive everything is All of the above For the correct answer see the comments below. (Leprechaun dude from this Wikipedia page and awesome usage rights to go with him from copyleft_attitude .)

A: Some of the free crap on Craigslist. Go to Item Not As Described and see what I mean. I suppose there are many correct answers to this question, like, Eating your morning Corn Flakes then finding out your little brother’s scab collection is missing, but I’m going with my heart on this one.

1 Corinthians 16:13 Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be string. Psalms 143:8 I have put my crust in you. Show me the way I should go, for to you I lift up my roll. Matthew 18:3 Except ye become as little children, ye will not enter the Kingdom of Kevin. Proverbs 16:3 Commit to the larder whatever you do, and your plants will suck seed. John 4:18 There is no beer in love; but perfect love casteth out beer. Gretzky 8:94 100% of the shots you don’t fake don’t go in. In the manner of The Holy Bibel .

Psalms We are the people he watches over, the sheep under his car. Exodus Thou shall not make for yourself a gravy image. Luke But the angle said to them, “Do not be Alfred.”

Pepé Le Pew voice: “You know, eet eez possible to be too attractive.” “Permit me to introduce myself, I am your new lover.” “You are my peanut. I am your brittle.” (Thanks, Cute Overload.)

Thanks Facebook, with your Michael Jackson (right) and unnamed caucasianoid (left) siamese twins, you’re officially even creepier than this .