Small & Big

This invention is a really big help for a very, very, very, very small percentage of Americans. Perfect for family get-togethers. From Conan O'Brien.

A special shout-out to awesome cartoonist and illustrator Chris Sabatino for the idear, as they say in Boston. Check out Chris's blog here and a selection of his h-i-larious books below, for the young and the young-at-heart (that's you!).

Is there any more beautiful word in the English language than "free"? Enter my contest and you could yuck it up 12 times a year with a FREE 1-year subscription (a $25 value) to the cartoon- and humor-filled Funny Times newspaper ( funnytimes.com ). After you've gotten your chuckles galore this newspaper can be used for absorbing puppy piddle and for sending flies on to their next life. Also counts as "brown" in your composter. CONTEST RULES: You must have a U.S. mailing address (I cannot send the subscription overseas because I am a cheapskate). You must be able to post stuff to a blog or website. You must have no superhuman powers because that's cheating. This contest puts the "test" in "contest", especially since I don't know most of the answers. Ready? Here goes. Please answer each of the following: What body part is required when measuring one's wrist? What is Small & Big's preferred eating utensil? Is "O...

Here’s my November cartoon for the Pet Gazette . Here's another. Happy Thanksgiving. May your zipper remain strong and your buttons intact.

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