Toilet Training



Concatenation: The state of being linked together as in a chain; also, a highfalutin word containing the word “cat” (Highfalutin: pompous or pretentious. Pompous: grandiloquent; puffed up with vanity. Vanity: a bathroom cabinet in which a sink is mounted. Bathroom: where cat and toilet concatenate.)

Does your cat enjoy slurping from the toilet? Jumping through the porcelain seat? Playing with floaty objects d’art? Yeah, mine too. Fortunately, I have a way to prevent that train-wreck-of-horror because, Hey, the invention of the toilet seat isn’t enough: seat lids require a down-ness that doesn’t happen naturally. So, I propose that you tape up my sign to remind the two-leggeds in your home to downify the seat.

Directions: 1) Click the picture here for a bigger image, 2) print it out, and 3) firmly affix it near the bathroom potty. In a pinch it doubles as an educative crayon coloring venture.

Comments

Nothing said…
Happy New Year! May this year be happy, successful and prosperous for you :)
January 01, 2007
P.L. Frederick said…
Ditto to you! And may there be less cats in your toilet in 2007.
January 02, 2007
meemsnyc said…
We always have to keep the lid down in our house. The cats love to drink out of the toilet!
April 27, 2008
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