Whine, And I Scream

November's contest from the Humor Power blog was fun (go there). The assignment was to invent wine and ice cream flavors. Here are mine, although I've since tweaked them a tad. Don't ask me why the horse references.

WINE
Chardonneigh - A young wine with delightful golden overtones, made daily by horses. Stable aromas of hay, fresh grass, and leather. Best enjoyed warm.

ICE CREAM
Snow Flakes - Melts in your mouth, and in your hand. This chilly white treat is free from calories, nuts, wheat gluten, carbs, and flavor. Made the old-fashioned way, by a nimbostratus cloud.

Apple Crisp - An autumnal treat of rocky road ice cream infused with fresh, toasty warm road apples. Popular at parades.

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