Sound Food
Some food tastes funny and some food sounds funny, whether or not it has slid through the digestive tract. To satisfy our readers’ appetite for authentic opinion, we are announcing an award for Food That Sounds Funny When You Say It Out Loud, or for short, the FTSFWYSIOL (sounds like “fits-fweesiol”).
Without further ado-doo, here are the creme of the crop FTSFWYSIOL award winners:
Meat Or Meat-Like
Gefilte Fish - Reason award created.
Fricasseed Squirrel - Puns is fun. Fricassee anything and it’d make the list.
Pineapple Ham Bake - Ham is funny.
Spam - Spiced ham. See?
Corn Dog - Extra corny and ruff.
Turkey Jerky - Hah hah, “jerk”.
Fried Flounder - A cooking mistake and “ff” is funny.
Haddock - Deliciously amusing fish.
Sides
Cheese - Classic.
Dumplings - Left in the middle of a cute road.
Potato Chips and Gravy - When enough is not enough.
Pea Soup - Do you prefer green or yellow?
Country Bumpkin Pumpkin Curls - Okay, we made this one up. Rhyming’s fun.
Creamed Corn - Corn’s funny. Cream’s funny.
Hot Nachos - Natch’rly.
Desserts And Nibbles
Milk Duds - Possibly the only food to promote “dud”.
Kiwis and Kumquats - Who’s it? What-not?
Crackers - Broken.
Apple Noodle Strudel - Again with the rhyming.
Tapioca Pudding Balls - The punch line is “balls”.
Circus Peanuts - Hot salty nuts or airy orange rubber?
Cheese-Whiz - For s-m-r-t people.
Breakfast
Flapjacks - Pancake’s maiden name.
Corn Fritters - Fancy, lazy fried corn.
Hillbilly Toast With Margarine - Hillbilly bread was a healthy choice in the 1980's. Margarine? Not so much.
Beverages
Coffee - Want some barfee or fartee with your coughee?
Thums Up Cola - Fonzie’s favorite.
Congratulations to the winners!
About The Judging Rules - The “Food That Sounds Funny When You Say It Out Loud” (FTSFWYSIOL) award is judged by a panel of Small and Big’s respected on-staff food critics who say words fast and slow until a state of enjoyment or non enjoyment is reached. The opinion of judges may be swayed by personal gifts, blackmail, and political lobbyists. Panelists adhere to rigorous rules: 1) Food must be found in Small and Big’s corporate cupboard; 2) Food must be something you would actually eat, or think about eating; and 3) Food name must be correctly typed into this blog in no more than two tries.
Without further ado-doo, here are the creme of the crop FTSFWYSIOL award winners:
Meat Or Meat-Like
Gefilte Fish - Reason award created.
Fricasseed Squirrel - Puns is fun. Fricassee anything and it’d make the list.
Pineapple Ham Bake - Ham is funny.
Spam - Spiced ham. See?
Corn Dog - Extra corny and ruff.
Turkey Jerky - Hah hah, “jerk”.
Fried Flounder - A cooking mistake and “ff” is funny.
Haddock - Deliciously amusing fish.
Sides
Cheese - Classic.
Dumplings - Left in the middle of a cute road.
Potato Chips and Gravy - When enough is not enough.
Pea Soup - Do you prefer green or yellow?
Country Bumpkin Pumpkin Curls - Okay, we made this one up. Rhyming’s fun.
Creamed Corn - Corn’s funny. Cream’s funny.
Hot Nachos - Natch’rly.
Desserts And Nibbles
Milk Duds - Possibly the only food to promote “dud”.
Kiwis and Kumquats - Who’s it? What-not?
Crackers - Broken.
Apple Noodle Strudel - Again with the rhyming.
Tapioca Pudding Balls - The punch line is “balls”.
Circus Peanuts - Hot salty nuts or airy orange rubber?
Cheese-Whiz - For s-m-r-t people.
Breakfast
Flapjacks - Pancake’s maiden name.
Corn Fritters - Fancy, lazy fried corn.
Hillbilly Toast With Margarine - Hillbilly bread was a healthy choice in the 1980's. Margarine? Not so much.
Beverages
Coffee - Want some barfee or fartee with your coughee?
Thums Up Cola - Fonzie’s favorite.
Congratulations to the winners!
About The Judging Rules - The “Food That Sounds Funny When You Say It Out Loud” (FTSFWYSIOL) award is judged by a panel of Small and Big’s respected on-staff food critics who say words fast and slow until a state of enjoyment or non enjoyment is reached. The opinion of judges may be swayed by personal gifts, blackmail, and political lobbyists. Panelists adhere to rigorous rules: 1) Food must be found in Small and Big’s corporate cupboard; 2) Food must be something you would actually eat, or think about eating; and 3) Food name must be correctly typed into this blog in no more than two tries.
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