19 Excuses Not To Go To Work Today

  1. Best way to avoid workplace violence
  2. You’re not the boss of me!
  3. Dreamed I already went to work
  4. Unfashionable laptop
  5. Remembered I’m rich
  6. Before vomiting up BlackBerry, dog deleted To-Do list
  7. Seems like work
  8. CEO makes my yearly salary in one day
  9. Deodorant malfunction
  10. Gasoline unaffordable, flammable
  11. Forgot how
  12. Healthcare and retirement no longer important (or available)
  13. Naps continually interrupted
  14. Fear of job cuts, paper cuts
  15. Car won’t start, wires chewed by chipmunk
  16. Chipmunk still there
  17. Been meaning to quit
  18. Cough-cough! I caught a computer virus
  19. Went yesterday


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Comments

Anonymous said…
*dreamnt i went to work already... that was a funny one ;)

Thanx for posting on my blog PL.

Cheers!

ariel
February 04, 2007
Anonymous said…
19. Lost both my hands in accident. Can't apply deodrant. Will stink...
February 05, 2007
constance wong said…
ha! ha! no. 3 and 18 are really funny!
February 06, 2007
Bhalla saab said…
ha ha ha!!!!
17) Cough-cough! I caught a computer virus
How cool is that!

btw could we work out a link exchange?
if interested pls add a link to my blog at http://thefunhunt.blogspot.com and let me know.
I'll immediately put up a link too.

thanks.
February 06, 2007
Bhalla Saab said…
thanks, frederick! link added.
February 06, 2007
Anonymous said…
Hey lookie me being useful and all that!
February 21, 2007
Maureen said…
How about "my furnace died...." I had to use that one today. Brrrrr....
January 08, 2008
P.L. Frederick said…
Ooh, no furnace on a cold winter's day? I feel for you, Maureen.
January 08, 2008
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