19 Excuses Not To Go To Work Today
- Best way to avoid workplace violence
- You’re not the boss of me!
- Dreamed I already went to work
- Unfashionable laptop
- Remembered I’m rich
- Dog deleted To-Do list before vomiting up BlackBerry
- Seems like work
- CEO makes my yearly salary in one day
- Deodorant malfunction
- Gasoline unaffordable, flammable
- Forgot how
- Healthcare and retirement no longer important (or available)
- Naps continually interrupted
- Fear of job cuts, paper cuts
- Car won’t start, wires chewed by chipmunk
- Chipmunk still there
- Been meaning to quit
- Cough-cough! I caught a computer virus
- Went yesterday
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8 comments:
*dreamnt i went to work already... that was a funny one ;)
Thanx for posting on my blog PL.
Cheers!
ariel
19. Lost both my hands in accident. Can't apply deodrant. Will stink...
ha! ha! no. 3 and 18 are really funny!
ha ha ha!!!!
17) Cough-cough! I caught a computer virus
How cool is that!
btw could we work out a link exchange?
if interested pls add a link to my blog at http://thefunhunt.blogspot.com and let me know.
I'll immediately put up a link too.
thanks.
thanks, frederick! link added.
Hey lookie me being useful and all that!
How about "my furnace died...." I had to use that one today. Brrrrr....
Ooh, no furnace on a cold winter's day? I feel for you, Maureen.
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