20 Reasons To Love Winter

1. Making fresh snow-covered donuts with the car
2. Mass production of snow angels now cost effective
3. Figure skating to the mailbox
4. Having splurged on relocating that outhouse to the basement
5. No mosquitoes
6. Flat tire? Ingredients for snow tire at your feet
7. Snow loves everyone equally
8. Not buying that adorable 7-bedroom place in Avalancheville, Tibet
9. Snow is way, way cool
10. “I won’t be at work today, ma’am. My car’s missing under 6 ft. of flake.”
11. Snowblower races against the neighbor
12. Inuits
13. Ice carving that flawless 5-carat "diamond," then selling it on eBay, in the Jewelry & Watches section
14. Strapping rackets to feet really frees up the hands for tennis
15. Free refills on yellow Sno-cones
16. Your frozen smile
17. Flying a personal helicopter to the top of the bunny slope
18. Thanks to fingers and opposable thumbs, mittens no longer floppy
19. Not everyone has winter, the poor dears
20. Three other seasons follow!