20 Reasons To Love Winter

  1. Making fresh snow-covered donuts with the car
  2. Mass production of snow angels now cost effective
  3. Figure skating to the mailbox
  4. Having splurged on relocating that outhouse to the basement
  5. No mosquitoes
  6. Flat tire? Ingredients for snow tire at your feet
  7. Snow loves everyone equally
  8. Not buying that adorable 7-bedroom place in Avalancheville, Tibet
  9. Snow is way, way cool
  10. “I won’t be at work today, ma’am. My car’s missing under 6 ft. of flake.”
  11. Snowblower races against the neighbor
  12. Inuits
  13. Ice carving that flawless 5-carat "diamond," then selling it on eBay, in the Jewelry & Watches section
  14. Strapping rackets to feet really frees up the hands for tennis
  15. Free refills on yellow Sno-cones
  16. Your frozen smile
  17. Flying a personal helicopter to the top of the bunny slope
  18. Thanks to fingers and opposable thumbs, mittens no longer floppy
  19. Not everyone has winter, the poor dears
  20. Three other seasons follow!

Comments

P.L. Frederick said…
21) Hayfever?! What hayfever?

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