Taking A Great Big Breath

Whales Whales have to think to breathe. Can you imagine if people had to do that? I can't even remember where I put my keys. My next breath? What am I, psychic?

If I were a whale I'd be deceased. That makes whales—breathing ones—smarter than me. I'm just sayin'.

They probably swim better too. More info at Sleep in whales and Popular whale, dolphin, and porpoise questions. Nifty whale photo from National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Magazine.

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