Thinkings While Sofa-Bound

1. This’d be a cushy landing spot for the Human Cannonball.


2. Natural redheads are orangeheads.


3. Choose one: A) Sofa, B) Couch, C) Davenport


4. Pretty pillow. I mean, that is one fine, fine looking pillow. Tight brocade, pert tassels, uh huh.


5. When someone fibs, are they laying or lying?


6. What’s the fart content of this cushion?


7. This is not a spaceship but that could change.


8. I thought up the platypus first.