Drinking Tips

Godzilla Dog (above), Small and Big’s Vice President of External Affairs, demonstrates proper table etiquette: Whilst slurping, keep thy tongue inside thine own drinking cup. Also, keep thy noggin inside thy cup.

It has been reported by major news outlets (this one) that Godzilla consults on table manners for The Boston Globe's equivalent of Miss Manners. Here’s a useful tip from a Miss Conduct bit:

Never sure which glass to drink from when seated with people on either side? Make “OK” signs with both hands, tip of index finger to thumb. Your left hand will look like a “b”—for bread—and your right like a “d”—for drink—to remind you where things go.

Finally, a use for opposable thumbs.

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