Taking The Flower Power Test

I took a test and I took it twice. By way of a highly scientific (though secret) process, the test tells me definitively what sort of flower I am. As you can see from the findings I'm not so easy to pin down. Perhaps it's my penchant for letting the cat answer questions by stomping on the keyboard?

FIRST TEST RESULTS...
I am a Sunflower
When your friends think smile, they think of you. There is not a day that goes by that you can't find something good about the world and your fellow human.

SECOND TEST RESULTS...
I am a Daffodil
You have a sunny disposition and are normally one of the first to show up for the party. You don't need too much attention from the host once you get there as you are more than capable of making yourself seen and heard.

Does this make me Sundil or a Daffoflower? And what kind of flower are you?

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