- “I am wearing sacred underwear.”
- “Honey, you’re in for a real treat tonight: I’m a beekeeper!”
- “Thank you, thank you! Now, for my next fart I’ll take requests. You in the big diamonds, at the back table there?”
- “I’m bilingual: I speak Klingon. nuqDaq yuch Dapol?”
- “I love cats. You can’t beat a calico kitten for flavor.”
- “Shush, I’m texting!”
- “Let me check with my mommy.”
- “Ooh, the laxative just kicked in.”
- “This isn’t a date.”
- “Thou yeasty common-kissing barnacle! Sorry, but I suffer from Shakespearean Tourette’s. Do you like seafood?”
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3 comments:
The sixth one caught me off-guard and I laughed out loud in public. Now I look like a freak, thanks.
Love the blog...I needed to laugh. Gonna have to post a link to it from mine, now.
Yay, I made a freak! That's the most productive thing I've done in a long while. Hee hee! Your comment made my day!
By the by, that “This isn’t a date” line? Used it on my spouse, way before he achieved spouseship. I really do wish I had not.
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