- “At the stroke of midnight I turn back into a pumpkin.”
- “Look at my fine plummage? Just look! Listen to my beautiful song. Listen! Here, I’ve gathered these sticks for you. Sticks!”
- “You look expensive.”
- “I’ve been saving myself for you.”
- “What do you call a dorky guy who doesn’t know how to carry on a conversation? Hello, I’m Albert.”
- “Do you have a tampon I could borrow?”
- “Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!”
- “What do you say we go halfsies on a baby?”
- “Are those real? Because I am pretty sure they are not.”
- “Oday ouyay eakspay Igpay Atinlay?”
- “I couldn’t help but notice you staring at my monkey-shaped mole.”
- “Smell my butt?”
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A linguistic genius -- fluent in bird, dog, dork and Igpay Atinlay.
Ah, but how about a favorite language of mine from childhood -- Abenglabish -- in which my response to your latest entry would be:
Aboutstabandabing.
(Boy, we waste a lot of time, don't we? Well, it's fun. And there's little enough of it in this life.)
hee hee these are good ones. I like the one " I've been saving myself for you" how creepy!
Sid, I had to get a translator in here, who told me you described the post as Outstanding. Thabank yababu, Sabid!
And, if it's fun, it ain't wasted.
Thanks, P.S.S.! Think anyone's ever used that line? Ewwwww.
Here's another one to add to your list, something a guy actually asked me at a club one night: "What do you say we go halfsies on a baby?" Priceless.
...Oh...my...God. I'll I can say is, Thank you both for the bundle of joy you have given me. That line has indeed been added to the list. That's about all it's good for. Wow. Thanks for sharing, Anonymous!
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