Craigslist Free Verse

An angel in the post office
Wanted pre-1965 paper money for time travel,
Free green tea,
Hornets nest,
Box of 60 doll heads,
Mounted lobster,
Carton of irregular cat hats.

Is this your pet
Couch - very uncomfortable, red - $3.75?

Take my bees, please.

Advice to young men from an old man:
Potato cannon.

I almost crossed the street
From the Craigslist archives: 100 years ago.

Large glass jar (possibly containing a ghost).

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April 10, 2008
P.L. Frederick said…
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April 10, 2008
Rick Rockhill said…
what an intersting idea, quite clever actually!
April 13, 2008
P.L. Frederick said…
Did you read any of the actual Craigslist postings? My fave is the potato cannon one. Tee hee!
April 18, 2008
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