During Comic Maneuvers, Think "Safety First"

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld was unhurt after a real-life vehicular accident in his 1967 Fiat. Following the standard Comedy Rule of Threes, he first tried the brakes (not working), then the emergency brake (not working), and then executed a classic swerve, whereupon the vintage car “sort of fell over on its side.”

Afterwards, Mr Seinfeld offered this sage advice: “Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do.”

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