Geneticists will discover that watermelon (
Citrullus lanatus or
C. vulgaris) and cucumber (
Cucumis sativus L.) are actually the same thing. This hypothesis is based on careful and repeated observation: when I eat too much watermelon—and boy do I (in summertime, I’m a Watermelonologist)—my watermelon burps are cucumber burps. They taste the same, smell the same, feel the same, sound the same, weigh the same, and they’re just as satisfying. A watermelon burp equals a cucumber burp. Sure, the two eatable, vine-growing plants are in the family Cucurbitaceae, but the Amiglia-matic knows that the
cucumber is a variety of watermelon.
Geneticists will discover that watermelon (Citrullus lanatus or C. vulgaris) and cucumber (Cucumis sativus L.) are actually the same thing. This hypothesis is based on careful and repeated observation: when I eat too much watermelon—and boy do I (in summertime, I’m a Watermelonologist)—my watermelon burps are cucumber burps. They taste the same, smell the same, feel the same, sound the same, weigh the same, and they’re just as satisfying. A watermelon burp equals a cucumber burp. Sure, the two eatable, vine-growing plants are in the family Cucurbitaceae, but the Amiglia-matic knows that the cucumber is a variety of watermelon.
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You can't do that with a watermelon, so cucumber must have the edge.
However I can think of some things you could do with a cucumber that you surely couldn't do with a watermelon...
Light- sabre fight anyone?