Norris Gaynor Lives! (And Has Reproduced)

Well! An earth-shaking message has been received. It concerns the whereabouts of one Norris Gaynor, infamous subject of “Norris Gaynor, I Found Your Pen.” His daughter discovered the post and, one assumes, immediately scrambled to locate me. It seems Mr. Gaynor is a retired elementary school principal (one sensed he could be no less) of Summit Hill Elementary School and probably “would love to hear from you regarding the whereabouts of his pen.” She then divulged this topper: his email address. I have messaged him fortwidth without delay at once. One can barely contain oneself!