"Paging Nurse Pony"
“Nurse, I feel a little horse. No giddy-up. Run down. Like I’m saddled with a heavy burden.”“Whoa there,” she says, checking my teeth. “Hay, you’re an old nag. But you’re in stable condition.”
(I will not apologize.)
Anizo 100% Reality Mind
“Anizo 100% Reality Mind.” What this means, I have no idea. A friend found it living in a vending machine on the street in China and brought it back to Boston for me. The one-inch tall yellow plastic guy (I think it’s a he) has a smile, a blue tear, a pair of hand holes, a growth atop his head pierced clean through, and, on his backside, a man getting squeezed between two lines that I hope do not represent butt cheeks. The warning printed on the paper insert commands, “Do not use as lifeguard equipment.” Anizo and I, we’re inseparable. Anizo 100% Reality Mind!
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