Note Found On Chair

GRAVY TRAINS
DO NOT RUN FOREVER!

  1. Make economics work for you;
    you do not work for economics.

  2. Avoid 30 YR mortgages;
    avoid 20 YR mortgages;
    Prefer 10 or 15 YR mortgages.

  3. Get rid of credit cards
    (except one favored)
    (pay before due-date).

  4. Don’t throw money at problems.

  5. Only drive one trip for multi-errands.

  6. Start riding a bicycle to STOP & SHOP, etc.

The only part of this I can clear up for you is that “Stop & Shop” is a grocery store. Personally, as much as I’d like to follow rule #2, then I could only afford the Stop, not the Shop. That would lead to my breaking rules #1 and #3 and then what are we left with? Anarchy, that’s what.

Can you imagine an entire choo-choo train made out of gravy? Uck. How would you sit inside it? Where would you store luggage? Would it be powered by mashed potatoes?

Comments

PlainOleMike said…
Isn't Gravy Train a dog food?
September 25, 2008
P.L. Frederick said…
Egads, you're right. That means gravy trains are powered by horsemeat.
September 25, 2008
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