Why I Hate Flies
Flies love poop. Flies love big poop and little poop and old poop and steamy poop. Flies land on a poop, hang out on poop, wander around poop, have a smoke on poop, meditate on poop, wander around some more on poop, poop on poop, admire the scenery on poop, go to work on poop, come home to poop, take a nap on poop, wake up and say, “Oh boy, poop!” Then they fly over and land on my lip.
(Electric fly killers | Fly image from GNU)
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There is a kids movie that we took our niece to see called "Fly Me To The Moon." It's new and is probably still in theatres. It's a CGI movie about flies. Flies. Why? Why would anyone make a movie for kids about cute, little flies? It was bad.
Proof that they're also poopy actors. Thank you for the movie warning.
"Fly Me To The Poop" could be a good documentary on houseflies.
If a fly named the movie, it'd be "Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop." There'd be a sequel: "Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop: Number Two."
"Poop Me To The Moon" would be a funny name for a movie. There'd probably be a lot of grunting in it.
It begs me to question why you had poop on your lip?
Hee hee! Scientists are researching the cause.
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