It's Not The Bedbugs So Much...
Drat. There go my chances to unwittingly moon YouTube.
Sign generators at www.signgenerator.org. Probably a spam site but, hey.
Sign generators at www.signgenerator.org. Probably a spam site but, hey.
Anizo 100% Reality Mind
“Anizo 100% Reality Mind.” What this means, I have no idea. A friend found it living in a vending machine on the street in China and brought it back to Boston for me. The one-inch tall yellow plastic guy (I think it’s a he) has a smile, a blue tear, a pair of hand holes, a growth atop his head pierced clean through, and, on his backside, a man getting squeezed between two lines that I hope do not represent butt cheeks. The warning printed on the paper insert commands, “Do not use as lifeguard equipment.” Anizo and I, we’re inseparable. Anizo 100% Reality Mind!
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You shouldn’t encourage me you know!
Hey, I’m willing to bet they rent by the hour rather than the night. Unless you’re using the honeymoon suite which is a four hour minimum. No pets though.
You had me looking up Davey lamp: A safety lamp lit by a candle. Enough Davey lamps in a room would lend a real romantic atmosphere. Demand pumpkin scented ones, for nothing says Thanksgiving and Your Money's On the Dresser like pumpkin.
Say, were you named after the lamp?
Yes. That’s how I came to be named. My parents were both miners and I was conceived in a deep shaft. The lamp was used so that my dad could see where he was drilling.