I'm Outta Dental Floss

All out, I say. All out.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Terrible, I say. Whatever you do, don't use woolen yarn.
November 18, 2008
Jamron said…
Floss is overrated. Try using twine.
November 21, 2008
Anonymous said…
Treat yourself to intra dental brushes, they're more thorough. Don't make the mitake of throwing them away after one poke between your teeth though, that gets expensive.
Just a little tip :)

Am I really taking to another blogger about dental hygiene or is this a hallucination?
November 26, 2008
P.L. Frederick said…
You are, Ian. And we’ve got it in writing.
November 26, 2008
P.L. Frederick said…
Update: Dental floss acquired!
December 05, 2008
Speedcat Hollydale said…
I like this post because of the urgency and simplicity!

Forward, strait to the point, and dammit "I am too" !!!

Hello from the SpeedyCat 8~)
December 07, 2008
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