Home Is Where The Vulgar Swear Is

Oh, to possess a high-brow address with built-in cachet and conversation startment. People who live in the following honest-to-goodness gosh darned real places must have a wonderful... sense of humor?

  • Shitagoo Lake - Quebec, Canada

  • Hell - Michigan and Texas, USA

  • Dildo - Newfoundland, Canada

  • Chorlton Cum Hardy - Lancs, UK

  • Titz - Germany

  • Elephant Butte - New Mexico, USA

  • Dikshit - India

  • Assawoman - Virginia, USA

  • Crotch Crescent - Oxford, UK

  • Phuket - Thailand

  • Humptulips - Washington, USA

  • East Breast - Scotland

  • French Lick - Indiana, USA

  • Slutshole Lane - Norfolk, UK

  • Seymen - Turkey

  • Bald Knob - Arkansas, USA and NSW, Australia

  • Intercourse - Pennsylvania, USA

  • Assloss - Ayrshire, Scotland

  • Crapstone - England

  • Butt Hole Road - South Yorkshire, UK

  • Sandyballs - New Forest, UK

I’m proud to see the United States so well represented. Grab an extended list of laughs at Phil Brodie Band’s Fun Page or the related article on the New York Times: No Snickering: That Road Sign Means Something Else.

Comments

P.L. Frederick said…
C'mon, Shitagoo Lake?! Somebody must have a comment about that. How about this: I hear that's where the Brownies camp. The girls eat 20 minutes before swimming, just so they can't swim.
February 04, 2009
P.L. Frederick said…
Or, Shitagoo Lake: We're your number two vacation spot. Best crappie fishing anywhere!
February 04, 2009
P.L. Frederick said…
Before it was UPS’s tagline, it was Shitagoo Lake’s: “What can Brown do for you?”
February 04, 2009
P.L. Frederick said…
Toilet paper capital of the world?
February 05, 2009
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