English To Japanese To English To Greek And Back To English Translation

Fun with the free online Babel Fish translator. Here’s what happens when you use Babel Fish to translate and retranslate stuff. It’s from my old posting, Hot Tofu Pups.

PuPu Pups
ORIGINAL ENGLISH

Hot Tofu Dogs
You ever try a tofu hot dog? One of the brands is especially yummy because, like, it’s tofu plus smokey taste minus gluten plus a molded hot dog shape. All pluses. Whilst enjoying them you might as well pay attention to the bright sunburst blob on the front of the package that says “RICH in soy protein”. Why yes, yes they are. If you can, try not to eat more than two per sitting. So to speak.

THEN INTO JAPANESE & BACK TO ENGLISH

The Hot Tofu Dog
Is the hot dog of the tofu tried? Because one of the brand, the way, shape and the gluten of the hot dog where that was formed is the taste and the tofu of smokey which is pulled, especially it is tasty. Everything plus. Enjoying those, and while perhaps, you pay attention to the lump of sunburst where the front part of the package which says “the rich person of the soybean albumin” is bright. It is, are they why? When it is possible, per being seated 1 shot or more 2 try the fact that you do not eat. Word.

AND THEN INTO GREEK & BACK TO ENGLISH
(Apparently, a culinary term like hot dog is untranslatable in Greek.)

Boiling hot Tofu dog
[chot]-[ntogk] tofu it is tryed? Because one of the commercial signal, the way, the form and gluten [chot]-[ntogk] where this it was shaped it is the preference and tofu smokey that is pulled, specifically he is tasty. All plus. The enjoyment of those, and while perhaps, you give attention in the piece of sunlight where the forward part of packing that says “the rich person of albumin of soya” is luminous. It is, they are these why? When it is possible, per they sit 1 or more 2 try the fact that vulnerable. Word.

Unlike high-budget Hollywood movies, here the sequals are better than the original.

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