Separated At Birth? Derek Jeter And Pauly Shore

Pauly's body (left), Jeter's body (right)

The heads were switched at birth.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Really very funny. I think JeterShore is look for a signal
down on Landsdown. Who needs steroids when you can vogue a Pauly.
February 23, 2009
Rick Rockhill said…
ok, that's scary!
February 24, 2009
P.L. Frederick said…
And may lawyers from the National Baseball League note that Pauly plays for New Yerk.
February 24, 2009
Jenn Jilks said…
Thanks for the visit to my blog and reference to the writer's blog. I shall visit. I'm not sure if I have another book in me...I have to move the first one first!
cheers
February 24, 2009
P.L. Frederick said…
For those interested in poetry and what-not, visit Jenn Jilk’s blog at myreflectionsmusings.blogspot.com/.
February 24, 2009
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