Lyrics To That Kings Of Leon Song

Kings of Leon
What do grocery shopping and song writing have in common? Don’t do either while hungry. Here’s an exclusive first draft of their hit song. Only at Small & Big, baby.

“Junk On Fire,” by Kings of Leon

One chef too many
Crowds up the place
You see I’m cooking
I’m cooking

All this smokin’ and
Pork chops all on sale
’Cuz of a coupon
Coupon

You
Your junk is on fire

Sunday at the table
The family they pray
Real fast like they’re starving
They’re starving

Backing up so slow
Tushie to stove
Smells like you’re cooking
You’re cooking

You
Your junk is on fire
Confumed
Even your attire

Butt red as a clown’s
Squeaking nose
Hot from the circus
Circus

Six o’clock dinner bell
Six o’clock we eat
Oh smells of rare rump roast
Rare rump roast
Rare rump roast

You
Your junk is on fire
You
Your junk is on fire
Confumed
Even your attire

And you
Your junk is on fire
Confumed
Even your attire

Comments

Rick Rockhill said…
good one PL!
April 04, 2009
David said…
Now this is a really cool drawing!
April 07, 2009
P.L. Frederick said…
Thanks, guys!

The caricature drawing was fun to do. Once I got over my fear of it not looking like the Kings of Leon. I finally told myself, “Just have fun drawing. Nobody has to see it.” That freed me up.
April 08, 2009
P.L. Frederick said…
I think this part is a stunning piece of musicianship writing:
“Butt red as a clown’s
Squeaking nose
Hot from the circus
Circus”
May 15, 2009
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