Ice, Ice Hockey

Snailboni (cochlea zambonica)
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Last Sunday’s finding put escargot into my brain. So here’s my try at snail humor or hockey humor or, Oh man I’d love to drive a Zamboni, wouldn’t you? Especially on a hot summer’s day when just saying the word “ice” provides cooling relief. Ahhh.

Comments

Wendy said…
Okay, you really MUST put this on a greeting card. Really!
May 06, 2009
P.L. Frederick said…
Hee hee! Thanks, Wendy. Your comment made my day. Think I'll celebrate with a Bruins game, which happens to be on right this moment.
May 06, 2009
Bill White said…
This blog is great! I'm glad I found it!
May 07, 2009
forcryeye said…
that is pretty dang clever!
May 12, 2009
P.L. Frederick said…
Thankee, sir and ma'am. You've made my day!
May 21, 2009
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