Water Retention Theory

Caroline exits the bathroom, walking quickly. David used the toilet just previously and waits for her. “Sorry,” he says, “I don’t flush the toilet every time I go.”

“Oh, is that a water conservation thing, reducing the number of times the toilet flushes and saving gallons and gallons of water every time?”

“No, it’s sentimental.”

Comments

Bill White said…
This anecdote could have been written about my relationship with my wife (PW)!

I really don't think this is the real reason ladies don't flush, though.
P.L. Frederick said…
Ladies may not flush, but gentleladies do.

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