Q: What's Grosser Than Gross?

Pool-tramoline Frozen meatballs Stained table

A: Some of the free crap on Craigslist. Go to Item Not As Described and see what I mean.

I suppose there are many correct answers to this question, like, Eating your morning Corn Flakes then finding out your little brother’s scab collection is missing, but I’m going with my heart on this one.

Comments

Jason said…
This is a funny site you have going on here man. Just wanted to stop by and tell you how I felt. I was wondering if you could take a look at my humor blog and maybe we can exchange links.

Let me know.

Jason
July 17, 2009
Bill White said…
How about drinking orange juice after you already brushed your teeth?

or Adam Sandler movies?
July 18, 2009
P.L. Frederick said…
Thanks, Jason! I certainly will look at your blog. Thanks for stopping by and for commenting!

Bill, in the Gross Department you're always 12 steps ahead. I suspect you've combined the toothpaste-OJ-Sandler thing a time or two. Am I right? :-)

Broccoli with spaghetti sauce.
July 18, 2009
Bill White said…
One more:

Cream Corn.
July 20, 2009
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