Select Biblical Translations From The Deep-Deep Discount Bible

THE PANTS OF THE JORDAN

1 Corinthians 16:13
Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be string.

Psalms 143:8
I have put my crust in you. Show me the way I should go, for to you I lift up my roll.

Matthew 18:3
Except ye become as little children, ye will not enter the Kingdom of Kevin.

Proverbs 16:3
Commit to the larder whatever you do, and your plants will suck seed.

John 4:18
There is no beer in love; but perfect love casteth out beer.

Gretzky 8:94
100% of the shots you don’t fake don’t go in.

In the manner of The Holy Bibel.

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