Separated At Birth: Susan Boyle And Micky Dolenz

   

Curly-haired singers Susan Boyle of Britain’s Got Talent and Micky Dolenz of the band The Monkeys, separated at birth. This discovery was made by alert reader David Paccia of David Wasting Paper, who shares the primary Sherlockholmesian clue with us thusly: “It’s in the eyes.” Also, “Talk about CREEPY!” As a great appreciator and draw-er of classic movie monsters, David knows creepy.

Comments

Anonymous said…
oh that is hysterical. I loved Mickey as a kid. . . my wife loves Susan now. I knew we were meant for each other.
October 16, 2009
David said…
Dear God! Somehow you've made it even creepier.
October 18, 2009
P.L. Frederick said…
That's true love, Koe!

Dave: You're welcome and I'm sorry. Tee hee! Thanks again for this hilarious Separated At Birth discovery!
October 19, 2009
Goddess said…
Brilliant observation! How is it that no one caught this before?!?
October 20, 2009
P.L. Frederick said…
And right in plain sight too, eh, Goddess?
October 20, 2009
koe said…
wanna know something? this is still funny. . .
November 05, 2009
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