Clock Changing For Dummies

My President Bush Senior ventriloquist dummy barks, “Read my post: no new times!”

The Ethics Of Changing Time, Or 10 Minutes To Absurd
There are 24 hours in a day. This is one of those truisms you learn when you’re eight, like “You put your tongue on that frozen pipe there’s gonna be trouble,” and “You eat that entire bowl of cashews there’s gonna be trouble.” So why, two times a year, must this change?