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11!
Woh, yesterday at this time it was 11:11 am on 11/11. The only thing better than this, that the human mind can fathom, is 11/11/11. I have a prophecy. On that day, November 11, 2011, instead of saying “excuse me” after passing gas, “people” will say “presto!”
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Clock Changing For Dummies
My President Bush Senior ventriloquist dummy barks, “Read my post: no new times!”
The Ethics Of Changing Time, Or 10 Minutes To Absurd
There are 24 hours in a day. This is one of those truisms you learn when you’re eight, like “You put your tongue on that frozen pipe there’s gonna be trouble,” and “You eat that entire bowl of cashews there’s gonna be trouble.” So why, two times a year, must this change?
The Ethics Of Changing Time, Or 10 Minutes To Absurd
There are 24 hours in a day. This is one of those truisms you learn when you’re eight, like “You put your tongue on that frozen pipe there’s gonna be trouble,” and “You eat that entire bowl of cashews there’s gonna be trouble.” So why, two times a year, must this change?
