Happy 2010 To You And Yours!

Wishing you a playful, enlightening 2010, full of love, healing, and joy. May your bounty increase as you uplift, and are uplifted by, others. If you choose, remember this year that sharing an honest smile or kind word with someone who’s experienced a bad day, or a bad life, is a holy gift. Kindness rocks.

I am so grateful that you’re there, sharing in my endeavor to become a humor writer, or humor draw-er, or something. Thank you.

And, since it wouldn’t be Small & Big without a little something extra, here’s an ugly pile of mushrooms:

Ugly Pile of Mushrooms

Happy new year. May peace be unto you and yours.

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Rick Rockhill said…
Happy New Year!
January 02, 2010
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