Litter Lips

Once, when my spouse came home, I told him about the disgusting litter-encrusted turd the dog ate today. He was silent a good long time, staring at me. Finally he asked, “What are you EATING?” I looked. I was munching on one of those oatmeal-encrusted date bars like what you get at the health food store. If you know the stuff, you know what it looks exactly like, this:



A moment on the lip, of kissing there is zip.

Image from Organic Road. They look to sell lots of yummy stuff there in Australia.