Q: What Do You Get When You Cross A Prop Plane With A Human Head?

A: Scary signs like this:



To feel better I told myself it’s a man wearing his favorite 4th of July hat, the one with fireworks.

Another correct answer would probably be:

A: Lawyers.

Comments

Rob said…
I think a propeller would give a person more than a head bonk... it would likely split one in two!
February 17, 2010
P.L. Frederick said…
For a "split" second, one could become one's own clone, albeit deceased. Ah. Hah. Ha.

I like how his little mouth says, "Ooh."

Who came up with the formula "X Eyes = Dead"? Is it translatable into other cultures? I think anyone looking at this sign would be afraid of something; probably 3-pronged boomerangs.
February 17, 2010
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