Quote O' Thee Day

“Although it is true that many of the Munchkins had crushes on Judy Garland, nothing actually happened, except for a few getting caught under her dress, and no Munchkin committed suicide or died during the production of the film (The Wizard of Oz), although one got stuck in a toilet.”
— Evan I. Schwartz, in his book Finding Oz

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Jamron said…
I once dunked some munchkins in hot coffee whilst watching the VHS anniversary edition of the Wiz with Pink Floyd's the Wall blaring from a boom-box. It's difficult to say what i was trying to accomplish at the time, but I thought it tied in somehow.
March 22, 2010
P.L. Frederick said…
The right shoes tie together an outfit like that, Mr. Letterman. Yours was a success when you stepped into ruby reds.
March 24, 2010
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