Ponderous Chapped Lips
This morning I awoke to a magical case of chapped lips. Where do chapped lips come from? When the Sandman drops a dollop of sleep into my eyes at night does he make extra time to scuff up my lips? Using a course 50-grit grade sandpaper would do the trick. With a name like Sandman, he's suspect.
Or maybe Orphy the cat has been affectionately licking them at night (blog about Orphy). Who knows what's on his schedule whilst I sleep—once I awoke with him licking my underarm. That rough pink tongue is finely evolved for enthusiastically cleaning out ice cream bowls, hunting tuna fish on the kitchen floor, and cleaning meat from a freshly killed carcass.
I admit that I do lick my lips as I try using my noggin. (Facilitates the process.) Could chapped lips be evidence that I think too much? Hmmm. Have to think on that.
Whatever the cause, I smeared olive oil on my pucker. It works well and it's free when it's setting on the kitchen counter. With chapped lips, the key is to put something on your lips you don't want to lick. Sandpaper might work.
Or maybe Orphy the cat has been affectionately licking them at night (blog about Orphy). Who knows what's on his schedule whilst I sleep—once I awoke with him licking my underarm. That rough pink tongue is finely evolved for enthusiastically cleaning out ice cream bowls, hunting tuna fish on the kitchen floor, and cleaning meat from a freshly killed carcass.
I admit that I do lick my lips as I try using my noggin. (Facilitates the process.) Could chapped lips be evidence that I think too much? Hmmm. Have to think on that.
Whatever the cause, I smeared olive oil on my pucker. It works well and it's free when it's setting on the kitchen counter. With chapped lips, the key is to put something on your lips you don't want to lick. Sandpaper might work.
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