My Joke Collection (#7)
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
—Woody Allen (website)
Woody's joke makes the collection because it's the kind of thing people can say. And they're serious. Stuff like, "Kathy is always a mean controlling individual. And I know so because we've been friends since childhood." and "The vacation time at work is nonexistent. Luckily the pay's so bad I can't afford sick days." There comes a time to get moving, no matter how enjoyable it is to complain. This joke shimmies up to my moralistic side, pinches its rosy red cheek, and whispers a helpful reminder to move along. Go on, there's nothing to see here kid.
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—Woody Allen (website)
Woody's joke makes the collection because it's the kind of thing people can say. And they're serious. Stuff like, "Kathy is always a mean controlling individual. And I know so because we've been friends since childhood." and "The vacation time at work is nonexistent. Luckily the pay's so bad I can't afford sick days." There comes a time to get moving, no matter how enjoyable it is to complain. This joke shimmies up to my moralistic side, pinches its rosy red cheek, and whispers a helpful reminder to move along. Go on, there's nothing to see here kid.
Click here for more info about this joke collection thing.
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