My Collection Of Favorite Jokes

Phew! Twenty-five jokes have been posted since this exercise was first announced in I Can Learn To Be Funny? Am I funnier yet? I dunno. But my brain does feel more creative than usual, and in a joyful way. I'm gaining a greater appreciation for well worded phrases, even those that aren't humorous.

Here are the jokes on display; all sorted, labled, and numbered for you. (Although in terms of how much I prefer each joke the numbers mean nothing, zip, zilch.) Admission is free. Clicking to each joke below also includes all sorts of commentary by moi—so if you don't want that, go no further.

Warning: Enjoy!

1) Blood types and aging — by Phyllis Diller
2) NASA and the race for scientific advancement — by Anonymous
3) Button holes, losing — by Steven Wright
4) Vacuums vs. lawn mowers — by Roseanne Barr
5) Birthdays are good for you — by Anonymous
6) Sears Tower, falling, dummies — Jack Handy
7) Complaining — Woody Allen
8) Muggers and choices — Jack Benny
9) Ordering the wrong food — Charles Barsotti
10) Being born, surprises, talking — Gracie Allen
11) Silly work cycles — Ellen DeGeneres
12) Success and food fights — Mark Twain
13) The hypocondriac and the man's man — Gregg Rogell
14) Courage through white carpeting — Erma Bombeck
15) Dogs in the car, dogs in the ear — Dave Barry
16) Packaging — Ellen DeGeneres
17) Death and exaggeration — Mark Twain
18) All the news fit to print — Jerry Seinfeld
19) Lonely thesaurus — Steven Wright
20) Pigs vs. dogs and cats — Winston Churchill
21) Pain — Daffy Duck
22) Walking chicken — by Anonymous
23) Life's difficulties — Mark Twain
24) Electricity — Milton Berle
25) Fashion, itching — Gilda Radner

After visiting the jokes please let me know what you think!

For the backstory on why I'm doing this, read my previous post, I Can Learn To Be Funny?