My Joke Collection (#11)
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for—in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
—Ellen DeGeneres (Wikipedia)
Dang it, Ellen (Don't you just love that we're on a first-name basis?), that's a sad truth about the United States. Sniff, sniff, dab eyes with kerchief. Normal behavior doesn't necessarily mean healthy behavior.
The sentence does a good job of illustrating the whole picture in the joke. Ellen's a storyteller who enjoys carrying the entire audience along, which is real nice of her. She must be strong—the gang's gotta be heavier than a blue whale on Jupiter driving a loaded cement truck.
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—Ellen DeGeneres (Wikipedia)
Dang it, Ellen (Don't you just love that we're on a first-name basis?), that's a sad truth about the United States. Sniff, sniff, dab eyes with kerchief. Normal behavior doesn't necessarily mean healthy behavior.
The sentence does a good job of illustrating the whole picture in the joke. Ellen's a storyteller who enjoys carrying the entire audience along, which is real nice of her. She must be strong—the gang's gotta be heavier than a blue whale on Jupiter driving a loaded cement truck.
Click here for more info about this joke collection thing.
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I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.
— Ellen DeGeneres