My Joke Collection (#16)
So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers. I mean plastic and then tape and the tape is like government tape. It says 'open here'. Is that sarcasm? And buy batteries and they are in there with layers and layers of cardboard, and then scissors... You need scissors to get into scissors, what if you were buying them for the first time? You wouldn’t be able to get them open. Then you try and buy a light bulb and it's this thin thin cardboard. What are they thinking? “Ohh, they'll be fine.”
—Ellen DeGeneres (Wikipedia)
You got your specifics (your tape, scissors, and cardboard) and you got your generalities (like all manufacturers are in cohoots to package stuff this way). What can I say, I enjoy a silly story that meanders in the telling.
Incandescent light bulb packaging is definitely weird. You'd think they'd figure out better packaging, especially since light bulbs symbolize a bright idea.
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—Ellen DeGeneres (Wikipedia)
You got your specifics (your tape, scissors, and cardboard) and you got your generalities (like all manufacturers are in cohoots to package stuff this way). What can I say, I enjoy a silly story that meanders in the telling.
Incandescent light bulb packaging is definitely weird. You'd think they'd figure out better packaging, especially since light bulbs symbolize a bright idea.
Click here for more info about this joke collection thing.
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