Part 4: Your Dog Would Love You Even More If You Were Kitty-Litter Morsels

Finally, the troubling, yet promising, solution to your pet ordeal. The moment you’ve been waiting on for four nail-biting days.

Good for you: the first step in overcoming any situation is accepting what is. I smell acceptance. You are ready to move to the next level: intensifying canine love. The way to do so is, as they say, in your hands. And all over you. The way, it is simple and will also cut your clothing budget by 100%. Ready? Here it is.

You can increase your pet’s love by, each morning and for the rest of your days, putting on poop socks, poop underwear, poop pants, and a poop shirt.

Tomorrow, part 5: the informative conclusion, Now what?

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