How To Get A Puppy

What You Need For This Project
1 Broom
1 Dustpan
1 Floor

Directions
  1. Using the broom, sweep dust, dirt, and debris into a pile. The tidier and more perfect the pile, the better. In fact, go ahead and thoroughly sweep your entire living space. Does the tidiness make your heart sing? Perfect.
  2. Wait 30 seconds. From out of nowhere a curious puppy appears, sniffing the pile. Before you can say “Oh no!,“ they are sitting on it, licking it, rolling in it, throwing it, just whooping it up. Your living space is ruined!
  3. Make a grab. With a forward motion of your arm like you’re scooping a puppy into a dustpan, scoop the puppy into the dustpan.
  4. Congratulations on your new puppy. You should probably move.
Note
Also works on kittens.

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