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1 Broom
1 Dustpan
1 Floor
Directions
- Using the broom, sweep dirt and debris into a pile in the middlest part of the room. The tidier and more perfecter the better. Do your tidy dust collection and tidy floor make your heart sing? Perfect.
- Wait 30 seconds (in high altitude, allow up to three minutes). From out of nowhere, mammalian fauna comes sniffing at the dust pile; ooh, now they are sitting in it, licking it, rolling in it, spreading it asunder, really whoopin’ it up.
- Make a grab! With a forward motion of your arm like you’re scooping a puppy into a dustpan, scoop the puppy into the dustpan.
- Enjoy!
Note
Also works on kittens.
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