How To Attract A Cute Little Puppy

What You Need For This Project
1 Broom
1 Dustpan
1 Floor

Directions

1. Using the broom, sweep dirt and debris into a pile in the middlest part of the room. The tidier and more perfect the better. Does that dust collection and tidy floor make your heart sing? Perfect. 
2. Wait 30 seconds (in high altitude, allow up to three minutes). From out of nowhere, mammalian fauna is sniffing at your dust pile; ooh, now they are sitting in it, licking it, rolling in it, spreading it asunder, really whoopin’ it up.
3. Grab it: With a forward motion of your arm like you’re scooping a puppy into a dustpan, scoop the puppy into the dustpan.
4. Enjoy!