12 Sounds Overheard On Worldwide Conference Calls
What happens when people in different countries hold a conference by phone? In addition to being bored outta their gourds they inadvertently transmit the odd, anonymous noise. Here are some I’ve heard.
- Cutting of the cheese, accompanied by frantic paper shuffling
- Big, deep breaths of a Yeti
- Liquid pouring into a white porcelain bowl
- “Meow? Meow. Meow? Meow.”
- Completely different meeting in a completely different language
- Pitter-patter of tiny squirrel (rat?) feet
- Phone being lit on fire and smoked
- Rooster crowings
- Dishes being washed, dried, and stacked in a wooden cupboard
- Two chipmunks fighting about a drain spigot (or having sex)
- A quiet elf singing songs in Spanish
- “Whoa—!” (click)
Comments
I’m off to cut some cheese of my own, I’d be crackers not to.
Btw I happen to like big breaths
Oooo. While I'm here... Look I still don't know what a gourds is, and I don't know whether you're a medical doctor, but I think one of them is aching.
What's your diagnosis?
Your diagnosis? Sir, something's up with your funny bone spigot.